Mr. Goudas Events and News

Mar 10, 2009

MR. GOUDAS LUNCHBOX LUNCHEON MEAT


Many people have written Mr. Goudas letters about one issue or another, comments about products, compliments or even complaints. 

Nevertheless, one fellow sent him the following and by the time you read it, you will definitely remember the Mr. Goudas Lunchbox. 

And by the way, it is very, very, very good. 

Duties of Wives 

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. 

Terry had married a woman from Greece and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. 

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. 

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. 

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man had married a Liberate girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table. 

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a sandwich from Mr. Goudas luncheon meat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. 

The picture is courtesy of Gus at Zellers store.

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